This is how Kendra decided to pass out tonight.
And here is Gilbert.
I woke him up. Oops.Love,
-H
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Sleepy Heads
This is how Kendra decided to pass out tonight.And here is Gilbert.I woke him up. Oops.Love,
-H
Thursday, January 22, 2009
2:29 a.m.
I wake up to Kendra screaming
"HEATHER! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT GILBERT JUST DID! WE ARE LUCKY WE DIDN'T JUST BLOW UP!"
Good 'ol Gilbert peed on the surge protector.
Our solution was time out.
I have never put a cat in time out before, but we did last night. And I think that is where he will be every night from now on.
-H
"HEATHER! YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT GILBERT JUST DID! WE ARE LUCKY WE DIDN'T JUST BLOW UP!"
Good 'ol Gilbert peed on the surge protector.
Our solution was time out.
I have never put a cat in time out before, but we did last night. And I think that is where he will be every night from now on.
-H
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
te he hee
heather is singing in the shower and she doesn't know I can hear her.
it's cute.
(heather doesn't sing in front of people so she would be pretty embarrassed if she knew I heard her... and I can hear her loud and clear)
--kls
it's cute.
(heather doesn't sing in front of people so she would be pretty embarrassed if she knew I heard her... and I can hear her loud and clear)
--kls
Monday, January 19, 2009
Karma.
I feel the urge to update everyone on one of the greatest things that I have witnessed in my life.
(Lezley, Nathaly, Mariana, and I had a good hard laugh..)
First I will start with a side note. Two nights ago, Emily (the girl pictured with Kendra and me in the post below) was facebook stalking a boy from the gym* who, at the time, didn't know of her existence. Kendra and I were glancing over her shoulder at this new boy crush of Emily's... when all of a sudden, Kendra tackled Emily to the floor and screamed at me to hit the "Add as Friend" button. So naturally, I did what she said. -- Emily was mortified. Wait, she was beyond mortified. She was even more mortified when Kendra posted on Emily's wall "Emily Bedenbaugh is now friends with Frederick Gerber*". When Frederick accepted her friend request the next day, he most definitely saw that post. Emily didn't know Kendra posted this, so she didn't delete it. It existed on her facebook page for a loooong time. -- when Emily logged onto facebook, she was mortified again.
karma.
Tonight I was sitting at home with Gilbert reading a book and catching up on some homework...I wasn't expecting Kendra to come home until 3 or 4 a.m., so when she came strolling in way earlier than I expected, I was very interested to hear about her night with this dude Gorlock Sanchez**. Kendra was informing me of the events of her evening, and to make a long story short, she discovered that Gorlock Sanchez used to play some serious baseball. We decided to google Gorlock Sanchez and see what popped up.. and sure enough, Gorlock Sanchez was a durn good baseball player. (we don't know much about baseball but we were very impressed). sooooo... we came across a fan forum titled "Gorlock Sanchez's Girlfriend"... so we clicked on it. It was asking if Gorlock Sanchez was married, single, who he was dating, if he was a good guy... etc etc.
Here's the good part.
Kendra decided to actually write on the fan forum completeley joking around... because it was funny, right? She typed something to the effect of "I just watched a movie with Gorlock Sanchez after we went to church : )" ......... I didn't actually think she was going to hit submit. but she did. and then..
here's the really good part...
she realized the forum wasn't really that old. The last post was from a month ago. Yeah. So... immediately she decided she better delete that. Welp, to delete one must be a member of this baseball fanatic (aka girls who are in love with baseball players) website. So Kendra subscribed. $9.00 later it said you must upgrade your membership to delete... sooo.... Kendra updated her bronze membership to premium status by skipping silver and going straight to gold. $29.00 later in addition to the $9.00 she already spent, she noticed that she posted the comment anonymously and therefore cannot delete it.
yeah.
It is very obvious who posted this because right above the "anonymous" comment is the date and time, and we are sure Gorlock Sanchez knows what he did tonight.
Welp, it gets better... still.
After Kendra realized this is permantely attached to the world wide web of baseball fanatics, she thought the best way out was to just tell Gorlock Sanchez about the event. She called him and laughed nervously for about an hour, repeating words like...
"Ok, I don't know how to say this"
"Ok, I am just going to say it"
"But I just don't want you to think I am a freak"
...after a long explanation of how Kendra came immediately home and googled this dude, and then paid $38.00 to remove this post off the fanatic website.... that is still there by the way... relief came when he laughed and was understanding and felt bad that she wasted her money.
and that, ladies and gents, is one of Kendra's most embarassing moments.
But Kendra is not the only one who feels stupid, because last night when we went out with Gorlock Sanchez and the nephew of Chateau Tivoli, I began talking about how I think baseball is the most boring sport ever. So yeah, who's dumb now.
**name is changed for the protection of the identity of this individual
-H
(Lezley, Nathaly, Mariana, and I had a good hard laugh..)
First I will start with a side note. Two nights ago, Emily (the girl pictured with Kendra and me in the post below) was facebook stalking a boy from the gym* who, at the time, didn't know of her existence. Kendra and I were glancing over her shoulder at this new boy crush of Emily's... when all of a sudden, Kendra tackled Emily to the floor and screamed at me to hit the "Add as Friend" button. So naturally, I did what she said. -- Emily was mortified. Wait, she was beyond mortified. She was even more mortified when Kendra posted on Emily's wall "Emily Bedenbaugh is now friends with Frederick Gerber*". When Frederick accepted her friend request the next day, he most definitely saw that post. Emily didn't know Kendra posted this, so she didn't delete it. It existed on her facebook page for a loooong time. -- when Emily logged onto facebook, she was mortified again.
karma.
Tonight I was sitting at home with Gilbert reading a book and catching up on some homework...I wasn't expecting Kendra to come home until 3 or 4 a.m., so when she came strolling in way earlier than I expected, I was very interested to hear about her night with this dude Gorlock Sanchez**. Kendra was informing me of the events of her evening, and to make a long story short, she discovered that Gorlock Sanchez used to play some serious baseball. We decided to google Gorlock Sanchez and see what popped up.. and sure enough, Gorlock Sanchez was a durn good baseball player. (we don't know much about baseball but we were very impressed). sooooo... we came across a fan forum titled "Gorlock Sanchez's Girlfriend"... so we clicked on it. It was asking if Gorlock Sanchez was married, single, who he was dating, if he was a good guy... etc etc.
Here's the good part.
Kendra decided to actually write on the fan forum completeley joking around... because it was funny, right? She typed something to the effect of "I just watched a movie with Gorlock Sanchez after we went to church : )" ......... I didn't actually think she was going to hit submit. but she did. and then..
here's the really good part...
she realized the forum wasn't really that old. The last post was from a month ago. Yeah. So... immediately she decided she better delete that. Welp, to delete one must be a member of this baseball fanatic (aka girls who are in love with baseball players) website. So Kendra subscribed. $9.00 later it said you must upgrade your membership to delete... sooo.... Kendra updated her bronze membership to premium status by skipping silver and going straight to gold. $29.00 later in addition to the $9.00 she already spent, she noticed that she posted the comment anonymously and therefore cannot delete it.
yeah.
It is very obvious who posted this because right above the "anonymous" comment is the date and time, and we are sure Gorlock Sanchez knows what he did tonight.
Welp, it gets better... still.
After Kendra realized this is permantely attached to the world wide web of baseball fanatics, she thought the best way out was to just tell Gorlock Sanchez about the event. She called him and laughed nervously for about an hour, repeating words like...
"Ok, I don't know how to say this"
"Ok, I am just going to say it"
"But I just don't want you to think I am a freak"
...after a long explanation of how Kendra came immediately home and googled this dude, and then paid $38.00 to remove this post off the fanatic website.... that is still there by the way... relief came when he laughed and was understanding and felt bad that she wasted her money.
and that, ladies and gents, is one of Kendra's most embarassing moments.
But Kendra is not the only one who feels stupid, because last night when we went out with Gorlock Sanchez and the nephew of Chateau Tivoli, I began talking about how I think baseball is the most boring sport ever. So yeah, who's dumb now.
**name is changed for the protection of the identity of this individual
-H
Friday, January 16, 2009
Get ready to get your juke on!
We are recording our second record tonight. Brace yourselves. It's gonna be a good one.
Love,
-K&H
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
"l;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;.sdfj"
(you will understand the title later)
and sorry for the delay ... I forgot we had a blog.
Heather and I have made our house a home with Gilbert. When I walk in the door the first thing I do is call him like a dog. Then I end up spending the next few minutes looking for him because not only does he not coming running full force to me but he also chooses to spend his "alone time" in spaces like the closet and behind the washer in the laundry room in the literally 2.5 inch gap that, if heather keeps feeding him like she does, he will soon get stuck in.
I have in a way fallen in love with Gilbert. Heather and I treat him like a son. I am more of the father and she is more of the mother. You see, we have had Gilbert for four days now and I haven't fed him yet. I also haven't emptied his litter box or made him any of his favorite paper ball toys. That's all mama Heather. But Papa Kendra just plays with him. Gilbert also sleeps with Heather more than me. Which is actually okay as you can tell by Heather's previous post.
My favorite thing Gilbert does is his random spats of quirkiness. He will, in one moment, be staring off into space being still as can be, and then in the next moment he instantly darts across the room full speed ahead and stops right in his tracks to sit and stare into space again. His little feet pitter patter all the way across the room. The sound just makes my heart melt. I hear him doing it right now actually.
In case you didn't know how we got the name, it is from the awesome movie starring Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio titled, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape." This is a must see. Johnny Depp plays Gilbert and Leonardo plays Arnie, the retarded brother. So when we call Gilbert's name we actually call it like in the movie, therefore, making us sound retarded everytime we say his name.
Well, that's all for now. Gilbert is going to walk across the computer once before I go, so he will leave you with these worjfdsss`1le3v yoeh hs ds frrrrrz ed;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-....................................... .....................;;;;;;;;;;plllllm,iol.
ps. the "iol." was Gilbert sitting down.
---kls
and sorry for the delay ... I forgot we had a blog.
Heather and I have made our house a home with Gilbert. When I walk in the door the first thing I do is call him like a dog. Then I end up spending the next few minutes looking for him because not only does he not coming running full force to me but he also chooses to spend his "alone time" in spaces like the closet and behind the washer in the laundry room in the literally 2.5 inch gap that, if heather keeps feeding him like she does, he will soon get stuck in.
I have in a way fallen in love with Gilbert. Heather and I treat him like a son. I am more of the father and she is more of the mother. You see, we have had Gilbert for four days now and I haven't fed him yet. I also haven't emptied his litter box or made him any of his favorite paper ball toys. That's all mama Heather. But Papa Kendra just plays with him. Gilbert also sleeps with Heather more than me. Which is actually okay as you can tell by Heather's previous post.
My favorite thing Gilbert does is his random spats of quirkiness. He will, in one moment, be staring off into space being still as can be, and then in the next moment he instantly darts across the room full speed ahead and stops right in his tracks to sit and stare into space again. His little feet pitter patter all the way across the room. The sound just makes my heart melt. I hear him doing it right now actually.
In case you didn't know how we got the name, it is from the awesome movie starring Johnny Depp and Leonardo DiCaprio titled, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape." This is a must see. Johnny Depp plays Gilbert and Leonardo plays Arnie, the retarded brother. So when we call Gilbert's name we actually call it like in the movie, therefore, making us sound retarded everytime we say his name.
Well, that's all for now. Gilbert is going to walk across the computer once before I go, so he will leave you with these worjfdsss`1le3v yoeh hs ds frrrrrz ed;zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-....................................... .....................;;;;;;;;;;plllllm,iol.
ps. the "iol." was Gilbert sitting down.
---kls
Thursday, January 8, 2009
heather called me lame
: (
... and she is currently sitting next to me drawing 2,000 circles on a sheet of paper.
-kls
... and she is currently sitting next to me drawing 2,000 circles on a sheet of paper.
-kls
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Lame-ooooo
Let me paint you a picture here...my school is literally next door to my apartment. It is so close that all that separates us is a parking deck, the driveway to the parking deck, another driveway, and then the schools parking deck. It is like 5 steps away, which is why I walk! When I got out of class today and got back to the apartment, a million cars were driving past me in the parking deck and I noticed they were students from my school! Honestly, you can't be more pathetic than that! When I got inside and started ranting to Kendra about this, she got all quiet, and you know what she said? She said she has done that before!! Seriously, people that have to drive from one parking deck to the other are LAME. You spend more time driving around that maze than you actually do on the road to get there! Whatever.
On a lighter note and after much confusion about what gym we were supposed to meet at, Kendra and I finally started working out again. The first person I saw when I walked in was "the cowboy", aka, the 40+ year old man that has posed nude in a previous class of ours before. Awkward.
-H
On a lighter note and after much confusion about what gym we were supposed to meet at, Kendra and I finally started working out again. The first person I saw when I walked in was "the cowboy", aka, the 40+ year old man that has posed nude in a previous class of ours before. Awkward.
-H
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
zits.
I have more zits in a week than heather has had in her life...
Do you know what it is like to wake up in the morning and see her clear skin glowing throughout the dang apartment while I am cleaning the bathroom mirror daily because of the gooey bacteria that came flying out of my face the night before.
It is disheartening.
-- kls
Do you know what it is like to wake up in the morning and see her clear skin glowing throughout the dang apartment while I am cleaning the bathroom mirror daily because of the gooey bacteria that came flying out of my face the night before.
It is disheartening.
-- kls
Parenthood here we come!
Although a puppy would be spectacular, we have been strongly advised against it. So instead, we decided to start off small with a little white rat-looking kitty. It should be arriving from Stockbridge this weekend and we couldn't be happier. We will be posting family photographs soon. We hope in the near future to expand our family by adding a cute little pup to the mix and giving our kitten a pal. Any name suggestions?
Love,
-K&H
Love,
-K&H
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